August 2011
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Lying Louise visits the cinema
Seeing as Monsoon season has descended upon the capital Lying Louise decided to pursue activities that involved a roof and it was this reasoning that led me to the cinema one horrible autumnal looking day. I haven’t been to the cinema in time, mainly because I prefer to illegally stream my films in the comfort of my own home which doesn’t smell like feet and the floors are most definitely not...
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Lying Louse visits: Dirt at the Welcome Collection
The dirt exhibition is being held at the Welcome Collection on Euston Road and is an exhibition about, err… dirt. More specifically the dirt of everyday life. With this is mind I was expecting something incredibly filthy and some really grim looking artefacts.
I was also hoping there would be a gift shop that would sell some vials and jars of mud with worms and beetles swimming about in...
“Did you know that all of the trees in Westminster are artificial?”
– London Fact of the Day.
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A biography
I once got a key ring from the zoo that said the name Louise has Germanic origins and means ‘female warrior,’ while in French it means ‘victorious in battle’- this makes me sounds like some mental Xena Warrior type person, which I would only partly agree with. So in light of my zoo key ring being a total load of shit (incidentally it was not only factually incorrect but also shoddily made - it got...